she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

(via unescapable)



“did you draw that?”

they ask as I continue on the same piece of artwork under my pencil

and immediately my eyes widen in horror as I throw the sketchbook to the ground, screaming “NO I DIDN’T WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT”

(Source: hamatodante, via meow-and-such)


hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?

(via pillowt100-deactivated20140427)

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